Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Dr. Fakedoktor Episode 1

DF: We've performed a CBC
Patient: A complete blood count?
DF: [beat] Uh, sure
P: How does it look?
DF: Well, there's simply not enough bloods
P: Not enough?
DF: Not nearly enough. You'll have to get several more bloods. At least a dozen.
P: Do you do that here?
DF: [considers]...Nurse Patsy how are we doing on bloods?
Nurse Patsy: Fresh out, sir
DF: I'm afraid we're fresh out of the stuff.
P: I see. Well I'll show myself out.
DF: Let Patsy walk with you. The freight elevator is a little difficult to operate alone. Pasty?
NP: Yes, doctor.

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