Hello, and welcome to being dead! We hope you enjoy your stay at death. We here at death are aware that most people have some common concerns regarding mortality throughout their lives, so here's a brief FAQ to clear some of those things up for you.
Q: When will die?
A: Right now; or very recently.
Q: What happens when you die?
A: This happens. What's happening right now happens.
Q: When I die, will I be in the state that I was when I died, or will I be younger and healthier?
A: You look alright.
Q: Where is heaven/the afterlife
A: Right here.
Q: Will I find love before I die?
A: Well, did you?
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